JaySG2010

"…And the next thing I knew, the spaceponies were on top of me!  They captured me with their immobilizing ion ray, hoisted me on to their mysterious whirring spaceship, and strapped me to a table!  I had to just lie there while they probed me with their-" "Watt," Cloudcover interrupted.  "By any chance, are you making this up as you go along?" "Well, yeah," Watt said.  "But I really did get abducted by spaceponies one time!  It's just, instead of spiriting me away to their ship and performing horrific experiments, we just went out and got pizza and saw a movie.  But c'mon, w